The Coolest Thing Ever

Our Pavilions has new kids' carts. But instead of just thowing a
cheesey plastic car on the front of a half cart, they have outdone
themselves. This tricked out, pimped out ride has locking doors, an
overhead basket, and not one but two screens! The child (Johnny) can
stay occupied with Wonder Pets (pictured above) among other current
Nick Jr. hits while the parent is free to ignore a number of coupons
and video tips.

Sadly, Matt was folded in half while trying to enjoy the splendor.
Good to know that even today the cool stuff always arrives too late,
just like when I was young.