Don't Throw Your Underwear on the Table

Isn't it amazing what we find ourselves saying as parents?  Things you would never, ever, ever imagine ever saying. Ever.  Things like "Don't lick the dog", or "The cheese does not go in your hair".  We have talked a few times about writing a book and including all the inconceivable things that come out of our mouths.  You know we won't, but it is fun to talk about.

Oh the joys of being a parent.